Today’s subject… drugs. Yes, I know you know what I’m talking about. I have something I’ve meaning to say since my first time… I have this theory (I know, stop with with the theories! right?) about creativity and imagination. I think I found out like “the biggest secret of the world”.
You know how they make you dizzy and you start thinking stuff you would have never thought about before. Suddenly, one day, I thought “hold on a second… this is it! This is why all the creative people IS creative! It’s because they smoke pot!” And then it was like “Shit, I know everything”. Like if you suddenly read all of the world’s books and hit your head with a bat. And now, every time I see something really funny or amazing, like something that gets your attention, I think “the person who did this, smokes pot”. But then… does EVERYONE smoke pot? And you start looking at people differently, you know? Always thinking “you are acting weird today… you smoked pot, didn’t you?”
That always brings me to the first day I had some. I thought “I know there’s a secret behind this, I just need some time to figure it out”. And here it is. This is it.
Everyone smokes pot. It’s the reason for everything that was ever created… It was so obvious; I don’t know how I didn’t realize it before!
